Introduction
A down-and-out American boxer becomes involved in a feud between two Japanese brothers.
Rated R - Based on true story/events)
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You I have an appointment.
This supports better, getting ready for that left in Tokyo next week.
Look at those moves, let's give them a little fun.
So a higher you are you like that good face too late for combat round eyes.
You know who you're just not done is ass.
You know fire [, __ ], all right, you want Sorrell, don't think I wet it, but you got to take this [ __ ] out, you know Thomas! You look at me, yo hey! When you have please just you have patience even when you want to take a toke I'll, try to remember that six more Hey, my name is Tasha Yoshida I'd like to talk business business.
You got the wrong number pic.
We will at the gym.
Jess.
Oh I, get it you're.
The Japs lawyer come on in show you what you gonna get choice comes furnished, so uh no expect too much black and white that don't get channel lever channel 9, preferably not a lawyer, I peel this much every day.
What for I have something no creep? Tell you I am taking back to Japan I need someone to help me, bring it Jim mm-hmm.
You know the lawyer and I smuggled Oh total.
Let me explain: yeah he cut agility, Nova yeah I couldn't get the Nova what'd, you say, I said you're, not the right man for the job.
I couldn't agree more.
So why are you just and your friend here in the soapbox derby and leave me alone? Mr.
Murphy, let me explain what I am take him back.
It's a song belongs to my father.
There are others were interested in the sword.
It's one the finest ever made.
Why are you telling him this? He doesn't need to know any ayat.
Excuse me.
The sword means very much to my family.
We have to return it to its home.
We need your help.
Only a stranger can bring it in safely.
Why do you take me? We came to see the other man you want.
What's my risk? No one knows you know risk right, no risk, you're, gonna, pay me 500 bucks a day and fly me halfway around the world and there's no time without you.
What's the deal you will work four or five days keep that post, East Bay you'll fly from here to Osaka Japan round-trip ticket I will be on the same flight with you, Akiko flight earlier to arrange things in Japan.
We'll pick up the sword at my hotel in the morning.
Here's your dress and room number I just stick.
The plate in my belt.
Carrying sword will be well concealed in the luggage.
When you arrive and clear customs, you will take a taxi to Kyoto.
One hour way show this to any Airport taxi driver yeah, some Japanese yen.
So, okay yourself a deal.
Okay, oh shoot it.
Okay, don't try anything funny unless you want your [ __ ], head blown off, understand I like you to keep your hands visible, open the golf bag and slide it towards me.
That's not if don't [, __ ] me, so it's a phony, you were set up to bring in a phony sword, where's the real one I, don't the hell you're talking about bond with the middle No get in the van.
How do you like Japan so far? Believe me I know how you feel I'll come over here, a couple times a year and each time I understand less about these people.
Let me give you an example: it's two of you about to die over a sword, a freaking, antique sword.
Him I understand that queer force wars over here.
They figure you mess with somebody's blade, you're messing with this soul.
Am I right? If you want to kill somebody kill me.
He knows nothing.
We're here to find out.
Please don't misjudge! My fellow American I thought someone who made his living getting his brains kicked out would learn to mind his own business.
When he's off duty, I, don't know from sort.
We have something in common I, don't know from swords either, but his uncle my boss and his father, his boss, have spent the past 35 years searching for a sword, a particular sword that belongs to my father memory, proving where's the sword, Jamie no flight to America hours ago.
It's ten minutes late.
Of course you should know you were on the same flight, [ __ ].
What are you grieving about [ __ ]? He set you up, didn't he it just as easily be you out there on the road.
My friend we're gonna, see my boss, he's gonna, be very upset and I have to give him something to take out his frustrations.
That's you I'll! Let you in on something else.
You know give me back, there could be the lucky one.
Just keep on walking from here on your property of mr.
Hideo was he still resides swords? Mr.
Hideo doesn't have to steal anything here.
What he owns, everything he's got: shipping real-estate, racetracks he's got hotels, he's even got a five [ __ ] story, count house in downtown Bangkok the air you breathe.
My friend he's even got a piece of that some weekend off.
You can't even pee in this place.
Without someone seeing you on a mountain somewhere.
This is something isn't it.
What does the man do for a living when he's not waiting for the sword? It's cheering of the board here.
That's no one.
Every board know what runs the length of this building and out the other far end you're, sitting on either side of that board.
Waiting for the good word from him, president of the next 50 biggest companies in Japan, can you go below them into the fine print you're? Looking for General Motors? Do you recognize this? Well? Cowfish is the brother of the sword I want? Where is it now? In the wheelchair said it came in on an earlier flight.
He said that before your boy here pushed him off the mountain I, don't believe that I don't believe that - she would allow the sword to be out of his sight.
They are paying you to keep silent.
I will pay three four times as much for the truth.
Right now tell you what you want to know for a return flight to the state I just going anywhere.
No, please! Perhaps our guest has had his head filled with lies.
I do not know what you have been told, but the sword you helped bring into this country is mine.
I earned it a long long time ago, if I had not been standing too close to an incoming American artillery barrage on Okinawa.
That sword still would be mine.
You see when I awoke three days later in a US field.
Hospital I could see one of your medical corpsman trading, my sword for a carton of cigarettes and sure that sergeant was very proud to take back his little souvenir for 37 years I, a search for it.
However, I underestimated my brother.
He traced it through four different owners to Los Angeles I was stupid.
You two are very stupid, hello, mr.
Dustin.
No, it is not a rumor, but I cannot help that I gave you no commitment.
Of course, I would tell you.
I am offering 35 points per share to stockholders of record as a closing time.
New York today well, then make a better one.
Mr.
Durst, on mr.
Thurston be reasonable.
I do not mean to insult you, my dear friend, but if you were in my place, would you not do exactly the same thing? Thank you for the compliment, sir.
No I'm afraid not no way, it's really very good, isn't he did.
He feel skin off layer by layer.
He said that my brother's home, if you were no-brainer decoy, to bring a phony sword into the country, would you tell the [ __ ], where the rear article is they're as smart as you, your boy, here's writing I'm dead meat I like that it makes sense, Jesus Christ, it's alright! It's alright just lie still now you lost a lot of blood as much as that.
Guy you stuck back in the tracks.
I have a funny way of saying.
Thank you for saving your life.
I, don't know about this cure I would have let the [ __ ] shoot me we're drawing out the injury.
An old family recipe stinks to where.
Why is this place? It's my father's house in Kyoto.
Does this feel any better yeah feels great I just almost been shot and slapped around stabbed up to my ass in fish guts? What's a little mud on opening along? No trust me, you, like nice, look like you're feeling better, oh yeah fact I feel good enough to leave.
Look I! Don't want to talk to your daddy about soon him.
That's him! [, __! ] can I talk to you a minute.
Just pay me what you owe me: I'll get the hell out of here.
Hey, look man! All I once watched you only 2,000 bucks, I ain't, even gonna charge you an armored car to get me to the airport.
If that's towards what I think it is.
You got your end of the deal.
My brother's ashes you on it, these guys pretty good.
You hey it's! Okay, if I sit down, are you afraid you'll catch, something too well you're right? What do you people do? I mean what is all this? We train, we meditate.
We wait for the battle now you're talking about who I think you are.
You know [ __, ] around you better.
Have some heavy artillery stashed around here.
All our weapons are traditional now wipe you out.
Where are they in yeah? You people are crazy, killing each other for [ __, ] war, souvenirs I'll tell the master.
You were eager to leave yeah.
He owes me money.
I'll.
Tell him that too yeah.
You tell him that to take your shoes off, please hey you're the gardener around here.
No pretty handy with a rake I'm here to learn the salt.
Is there letting me know yeah, then how come you've got a rake before you learn the salt? You must first work our teeth.
Long arm anything.
Thank you! Deedle, zero, huh where'd! You learn to talk English good.
What did you learn these your pets? No, our dinner! What are you cooking? We don't Jesus, they taste best when they're fresh, it's good! It's not bad, especially don't let it touch your time.
What's that? Don't y'all huh delicacy! Oh no me! No! No! You must be impolite never mind this I can handle this like I've had a fine, hey! Anybody got a chicken-fried steak country.
Gravy, huh, nice Eddie, oh yeah! How about a chili dog I'd rather have a chili dog chili dog huh, probably serve it to me raw whoa.
What's this? What's this, it's Africa octopus tentacles well, [ __ ], just bring it on whatever you got, I don't care if it swims or crawls or flies I'll eat it all I'll I'll eat it raw.
Thank you for getting me mixed up in here little war.
If somebody hit that me a couple weeks ago, I'd be sitting on a cold floor with my legs falling asleep eating food, it ain't quite thing, quite dead, I'm, so dying to taste all our Utah I.
Stick your ass I'll! Kick your ass I'll! Kick any ass in this joint! All right, white [, __, ] yeah! Unless you will fight Kubo when it is over, we will give you your money and you can leave us weapons, no weapons, there's no dishonor! If you refuse to fight, you can leave unharmed right now.
Any rules, one fights to survive, come on coop.
Let's get it on Konoha, a theory.
What? Yes, this, let's pin bucks right! Three drinks is, for you take a week off just no sir mm-hmm, hello Jenny.
What is this for music and just think please? Unless god, no I did not didn't sit with a nice girl.
The nice girl set with me for about two and a half minutes.
Oh please, her! You must pay.
What's your third tell you I'm, very sorry, brick, no mere MC sit down how you find me all the American wiseguys in Kyoto end up in this bar sooner or later, I'm really getting very good at this.
Can talk about drug deals with sassiness in Thailand, but dragged this country is how they wish they were at home.
A lot of [ __, ] I'd, anything going on back in the states, maybe they're taking care of it.
Well, I already told you about that mess.
You take the good news, I've forgiven you now for the better news, you're going to be rich, very, very rich, huh, head-losing, I accused every time connects with a punch hmm many times that head of yours got to be punched before a clocks of 15,000 bucks.
Ask yourself that question.
Why still got the brain cells left inside to answer the old man who got the sword back? We figure! You owe him anything.
Damn near died from three times.
What do you pay you for that? You know everything how come you don't know that $2,000 Rick you're selling yourself sure you did more than 2,000 dollars worth of damage to my reputation, know what you got to do.
Turn your life around just go back in there tell me you want to study, probably round in a bit.
They love that one day to leave you alone with the [ __ ] sword I'll be waiting around the corner, thirteen thousand bucks.
So what happened to the other two just slider in your pocket old, buddy trust you.
Why? Because you don't want to be a sack of guts, they pull out of the river.
Tell him tell him yourself: if you mean it, he will understand you've.
Seen me fight I've been beat before, but not the way your guy did it I wasn't even in the same league.
Please teach me I'll do whatever you say: you must kneel before your Sheeta sensei I, don't nail anything else.
You wish won't go in quite a hurry.
He says you will accept you.
Most students spend a lifetime studying the Masters way.
In your case, a lifetime may not be long enough.
So okay I got my dosoo money.
It's rough, you gotta, hang in there.
You know God pay your dues, you know dues, hey Joe one over here.
Let's talk bring stuff with you come on.
Look I, know how you feel you and me we're in the same boat.
You don't know no Rick, no, like boats gerrae.
How old are you seven, seven huh well you're gonna find out there's a lot of things in this world.
Man has to do you.
Don't like you want to be a word.
Don't you listen I heard since they say that he thinks someday you're gonna be his best student.
No kidding I wouldn't lie to you.
He says he knows a warrior when he sees one I'll bet someday real soon, you'll be out there practicing the sort of a sensei himself may I'll be washing your clothes.
All you need to patience, be sure, yeah, patience, patience.
It's like it's just one, something so bad your way as long as it takes to get it patient says the teacher doctor.
No, no! No! It was a very wise man with six garbage cans.
Well, Rick was Gino's growth of passion.
What are you doing just cleaning up after dinner? You may continue with your work good night night Saamy, you saw me the whole time always I knew you would take the sword.
What if I just went ahead and ran boy I? Couldn't do it anyway, yoshida son sensei? This is yours.
Please forgive me.
Please take me back even more.
You Jewish Oh mr.
DeLaughter social, about your sorry.
Little must prove yourself to him.
Then he will accept you.
You are crazy from now on no food nor water nor shade, don't even think about your body.
Just state the stars at night, they're, big and bright, deep in the heart of Texas, reminds me of one I love deep in the heart of Texas.
This is [ __ ] breakfast.
You change the rules, gobo [ __ ], though it doesn't matter guys, huh, the worms crawl and the worms crawl.
That worms play Pinochle on get out of here.
Get out of here.
You do they make you audio, maybe did or didn't do I wouldn't recommend it.
Maybe I dig hole next to you, I love! You kid breakfast of champions: how long did you last work base, googled or nicety under say in Japan, a duel is called kick dope.
It is a fight to the death.
Only one can survive.
My father has just challenged his brother to such a duel.
My uncle, it's just accepted the censor Yoshida's duty.
The return of the swords to this house is his sole task.
It is worth living and dying for you do otherwise would be disgraceful long time for this sensei in a duel there are set rules so that neither side would suffer a dishonor.
Each man will be accompanied by four of his followers.
Yoshida sensei would like you to be one of the four with him.
It is an honor.
Thank you, sir.
In your album, your anonymous talk.
What does your dog's got to go? Is it these? Are you can't do it or have go? What are you listening? That's, okay, those roots for Linda I, don't know one you home tomorrow at us from another Yahoo see why what doggy to you? Moon, oh well, sorry, hot it'll! Go so not doing.
We attend our Yokosuka Singha aunt.
11 de dooda nism home too much it a new line, one with your night, your skin Ione.
What I say gonna take any who condition to Ireland Danny real convert.
You got that gung-ho spiritual, look Rick.
You got it just in time too, but you're about to leave this world see swords.
The only thing Hadiya wants that he doesn't own.
Okay, don't know Gavin de Becker, I'll kill him nobody's trying here today.
We're getting this order day out.
Take this sword out of your belt.
Do it now you won just do it, god, damn it do it.
Take it out and hold in front of you.
Take it out I'm ready to collect my pay just come up here and get the sword out of his hand.
Well, you're, not the dumb, schmuck I thought you were says: hey excuse me! Just excuse me: we can't fight guns with swords.
We were lucky today.
Just lucky, don't you understand he won't play by your rules.
These people will do what you tell them and you're gonna get them all killed Sensei.
Is it worth it? You don't know about the eCourse.
Oh cool I'm, not looking over to hush the under say what Osama you got a how much the endo say my brother told shield and when you saw murdered he made me live the nightmare of the night when the swords were to be given to my father by my grandfather, even though it was before I was born.
He made me live that night with him a hundred times the swords were to be passed from generation to generation.
In a ceremony, jadon changed in five hundred years, mrs.
Kendall, say my father, my mother, my grandfather and Hideo.
Some of his soldiers were all there.
Just as my grandfather handed my brother, the two swords to give to my father, Hideo grabbed them cut him on the back with the sword.
Right across the spine.
There were gunshots one of the soldiers with he Dale shot my grandfather in cold blood.
My father ran to his own father, my grandfather, cursed Hideo.
He was dying.
Do you want me to surrender to soar to this man this sword with it? The court have been the sole of my family's honor for generations.
I think I understand.
No, you do not, but I won't teach you why'd, your father teach you how to fight.
He wanted another son.
My mother died trying to have another money.
Instead, you do okay for yourself.
That leaves me out of a lot of things.
You want them.
You want the ankles, don't you sometimes I wish they disappear soon, be bringing anybody trouble where's sake, I hope, you're wrong.
What I think he wants you to take them after he's gone, there's no way well, I thought would be Kubo, but my father thought that he wanted me as much as the sword.
I've seen the way kuba looks at your father's right, but in America she pushed history and said: give him the greatest of gifts to the lowest of creatures.
Thanks a lot and then again maybe he's just testing it.
My father never does anything directly it well since they're, not here what happened.
Akiko has gone win wow.
This is left work for nobody to leave.
The compound ask kubal, he's guarding the front gate.
He let her pass so why'd you let her go de Clairvaux I get you up top.
Don't be sorry! Oh yeah, yeah you're you're a great warrior kid even that bastard back there, oh yeah I guess: I've got a better offer.
Yeah yeah sure you will sure you will til next time and then maybe next time and then what sensei you're all crazy you're a [, __ ] crazy! Yes, worse, it's crazy, yeah, sure, better, mrs.
young, we're, not your [ __ ] he's still waiting for a day of account.
Yeah, like he's been doing for 37 years.
What do you think? Try not to think wait, drink, there's no tax.
So you on vacation or what my father says, what the years I spent outside at school, ruined my mind, money! Let you go! Cuz I brought him back news from the rest of the world.
He decided it didn't want any part of it.
I want you to come back.
Your dad say that you're she that he sent you to get me back.
He doesn't even know I'm here.
Rick I want you to come back stay here.
Piko Mikiko, I can't help you but I know can look up.
There, see you sittin million.
It's got a slice from the fish market.
You know what it's better, with a rifle their knees with a knife from killer.
Well, I'm, real glad to hear wasn't just a one-night stand.
His instructions are to follow her through the crosshairs until she's escorted to a safe place.
Please don't kill really up to you Rick if he could be a good boy and hang out here for an hour, so she's got a chance.
Take me who watch you I doubt the old man would trade the sword for a round, especially one who played hide the salami.
There's only daughter worry about yourself little boy I would get Akiko the other evil and then she do how I fight for them so say we will fight for them.
No, we don't they know.
Are you 50 [ __ ] across well? Could he mumbled a hi sister Josh told us all? Okay, my stuff, no notice under? Oh my really boy, your thermistor I need your indicator.
Goatskin example.
You Juwanna tell Korra so happy.
Well, don't you recognize what I am doing on - - corny, her so I got.
Some curry leaves.
So you can chuckles gasps OH I call it the way.
When you know you use a lot of youngsters, oh no secret our way and grocery night or any other con Okinawa, don't know you're, not - what the money who eat seasonally.
Wonder am tell me when you come to monitor I'm teleme or diminish me sano-sama taro.
She knows your tomatoes rather Giovanni Madhuri, not a lot.
It's on Indonesia! You can never get out of this building alive.
Give me the sword, get an [ __ ].
As you wish, ticket I will be on the same flight with you.
Akiko will fly earlier to arrange things in Japan pick up the sword at my hotel in the morning.
Here's your dress in room number, I just take the plane.
My belt and carry a sword will be well concealed in a luggage.
When you arrive and clear customs, you will take a taxi to Kyoto.
One hour way show this to any of what taxi driver yeah some Japanese yen.
So, okay yourself a deal their plan, oh shoot it! Okay, you I, have an appointment, looking good! This supports better getting ready for that left in Tokyo next week.
Look at those moves, let's give them a little fun.
What a fighter you are you like that good face too late for combat round eyes.
You know who you're just not gonna sass.
You know fire [, __ ], all right! You want some help.
Don't try anything funny unless you want your [ __ ], head blown off, understand I like you to keep your hands visible, open the golf bag and slider toys.
That's not it! Don't! [ __ ] me! So it's a phony! You were set up to bring in a phony sword, where's the real one I, don't the hell! You're talking about the middle Thomas! You look at me.
Yo when you have you have patience even when you want to take a joke.
I'll, try to remember that six more Hey, my name is Tasha Yoshida I'd like to talk business business.
You got the wrong number people we will at the gym.
I got your address.
Oh I got it you're.
The Japs lawyer come on in show you what you gonna.
Get choice comes furnished, so uh no expect too much CDs mine, black and white that don't get channel 11 channel 9, preferably not a lawyer, I pay you this much every day.
What for I have something of great value? I am taking back to Japan I need someone to help me, bring it Jim, mm-hmm you're, not a lawyer and I.
Don't smuggle dope total.
Let me explain yeah, he cut a Jenna.
Do you know her yeah? Can he death anova what'd, you say I said you're, not the right man for the job.
I couldn't agree more.
So why are you just and your friend here in a soapbox derby and leave me alone? Mr.
Murphy, let me explain what I am taking back.
Is a song belongs to my father.
There are others more interested in the sword, this one the finest ever made.
Why are you telling him this? He doesn't need to know any ayat.
Excuse me.
The sword means very much to my family.
We have to return it to its home.
We need your help.
Only a stranger can bring it in safely.
Why do you take me? We came to see the other man you want.
What's my risk? No one knows you're more risk right, no risk you're, gonna pay me 500 bucks a day and fly me halfway around the world and there's no cousin without y'all.
What's the deal you will work four or five days keep that post a spade.
You will fly from here to Osaka Japan round.